Grabs are old news. No grab is the new grab, Grandad. If you’re still grabbing your board, you may as well live the rest of your life sitting in Starbucks listening to Travis on your MP3 player.
And if you don’t believe me, here’s a video for proof featuring Sebbe de Buck and Nik Baden.
Just look at how not grab like this non-grab is
This couldn’t be any less of a grab even if he tried. Which is has.
There are less grabs here than an anti-big-fat-gypsy-wedding grabbing ceremony protest.
So if you’re grabbing. Don’t.