I had a little scour across the web to see if I could find any decent tips on seasonaire life. I didn’t find a lot but what I did find was this and after reading it I felt like crying in a corner. What a load of bollocks this is. This advice is for Kappa wearing wank stains who smear their shit all over the alps so the rest of us have to put up with it. Yeah being a seasonaire is about having fun, but this supposed advice makes us all sound like a bunch of cunts.